i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it
these boots are made for walkin
the old razzle dazzle
i got really happy about this and then i was like “this dog is probably dead” and now i am crying
There’s hope, apparently.
I literally overcame self esteem issues by making ironically over-arrogant claims because even if you’re joking about something a lot you start to believe it and that can totally work in a good way if you let it
They’ve done studies and the “fake it till you make it” mindset actually works and if you keep up a mantra you come to believe it after a time. It actually is how I came to really love myself.
You can have a gender preference and still be bisexual. You are still 100% bi. You are valid.
its 20 fucking 14 can we stop pretending that online activism and general awareness campaigns “dont do anything” before i got on tumblr i was a racist sexist anti-feminist piece of garbage whos greatest understanding of any social issue was discrimination against white gay men and that trans people were “men trapped in womens bodies”
obviously something fucking right is going on so why dont you stop being pessimistic little shits.
Soaking up some sun in gorgeous #Mexico at the amazing @garzablancapvr … 28 is feeling great! ❤️
Spoiler alert: adulthood is 96% of you going “well, I hope this is how it works and I’ll keep doing it till someone yells at me”
how can peach and mario just like casually play tennis with the giant dinosaur turtle monster who is always threatening both of their lives? they all just set aside their pasts to have a good old game of tennis? also did bowser raise bowser jr. himself? is bowser a good father?
my biggest struggle in life is trying to make my eyeliner the same on both eyes
Yeah wtf y’all ain’t that special
tv show meme: [4/5] male characters | andy dwyer
"I am Mother Nature’s brother, Brother Nature. But you can call me Andy. Or Brother Nature. Your call."